Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.