Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.