What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.