What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong