Society Jokes

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

A: Society.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who won the race?

Society.

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How do introverts feel within society?

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Who would rule in a dog world ?

The pawlice.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.