When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.