Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.