Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

How do you start a hedgehog race?

Say "GAH".

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.