Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.