Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."