Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives