What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.