What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives