What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives