Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul