How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Maple Leaf Jokes More Maple Leaf Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!