What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.