What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki