What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.