Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
