Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude