What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."