What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.