Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"