What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.