What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.