What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.