What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers