What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers