Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.