What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope