What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...