Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !