What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".