What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".