What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.