What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.