What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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Pharaoh-moans.

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What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.