Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !