Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.