Don't cry, it's only a joke
He was going through mid life crisis.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Because he always brings the boos
