What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Denim Denim Denim

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Denim denim denim!

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A: He held up a pair of pants.

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A stega-snore-us.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.