What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery