What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.