Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"