How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.