How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie