What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too