I stopped butchering goats.
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For bringing home the bacon.
Because his life was in shambles.
Meet Patty"
Got Ham?
He: "I'm a butcher."
Happy halloweenie
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
A Ms. Steak.
Butcher your arms around me !
His loving knife.
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Because the steaks are too high.
Because the Steaks are too high.
I love you for your inner beauty.
To make ends meat.
My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.
At least I'm not black.
A mechanic.
The clap.
Salvador Deli
Salvador Deli.
Will you be my grill friend
Patty
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
It has a special place in their hearts
2nd base.
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.
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Angry heifers.