Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears