What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears