What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !