Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!