How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!