How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice