Because she was told it makes you see things!
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
The alphabat.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
An instagator!
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Trying to read the road signs!!!
You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!