Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.