Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

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What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

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Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.