Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Second Wish Jokes More Second Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.