Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

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What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.

Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.