Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."