Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.