Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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They bombed it...

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WITH JUST ICE!

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Humburgers!

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I avoid everyone

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.