Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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Because you can't drink and derive

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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A poutine.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.