Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.