Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave