What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!