Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Greg Jokes More Greg Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave