What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.