What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.