What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.