Who survives?

America.

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What are they called in America?

Americans.

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.