How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.