How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.