How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.